The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She even gives head with a lisp.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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