you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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