sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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