Where did you get a picture of my penis
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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