When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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