let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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