yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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