I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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