Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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