that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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