Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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