it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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