Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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