I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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