Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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