gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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