He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize