She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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