We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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