Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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