It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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