I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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