Your tits are I can't wait for
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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