Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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