I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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