We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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