I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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