she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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