Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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