Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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