thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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