I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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