Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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