he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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