if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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