and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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