Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
