everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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