Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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