Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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