I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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