Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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