Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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