Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I got inside last night via doggy door
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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