my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I did not marry a roomba.
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