every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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