ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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