Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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