marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
COCAINE IS GR8
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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