im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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