Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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