Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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